Happy Crappy Valentines Day



My body aches

My lips are cracked

Mr. Goodbar seized his back


My son’a fever is 102

I’m pretty sure we have the flu

Shit, I don’t know what to do


Florida is likely out

All next week I’m sure to pout


Happy Crappy Valentines Day

(If you don’t leave me a comment I am going to make it mean that you do not love me).




  1. Terri says

    Get a script for Tamiflu
    The amazing things it can do!
    Save V-Day until you all feel up to it.
    Sometimes you just need to say Aw Sh–!
    Feel better!!!